Thursday, June 22, 2006

No!

Joining Cornshake, 5 of my suggestions are up for the awesome Jon Pak Approves or Disapproves site.

First one to guess correctly all 5 gets a free copy of my book.

HINT: They were all posted today.

Update: Since so many have been posted today, whoever gets 1 first gets the book.

20 comments:

Taylor Loy said...

I've got a few theories.
Since I've already got a signed copy of your book that references "Godzilla," I feel I would be guilty of avarice if I snaked another copy.

Paul said...

I think you're correct. And you do possess the single best inscription I've ever managed to come up with, so let's not get too crazy here.

Thanks for not playing!

Anonymous said...

I'm not nearly so nice:
Intercourse, Pennslyvania
Erik Estrada

Instead of the book I'll take an email. Someone else can go for the book.

Paul said...

How could I email someone anonymous? I'm clever, but not that clever.

Paul said...

By the way, my response to anonymous does not indicate a correct answer was given.

Anonymous said...

Sure you are. I'm waiting by an empty inbox here. . .

Anonymous said...

People who cry at their own poems during readings

Paul said...

Good guess, but sorry. Try again!

Jane said...

hmmm...could it be puns in newspaper headlines?

Paul said...

Nope. Try again.

Anonymous said...

David Shrigley?

Paul said...

Mine were posted on Thursday, yesterday. Look at those.

Anonymous said...

Erik Estrada, US Soccer Team, Intercourse, Quincy M.E., Hollywood Star Baby names.

rae said...

OO OO OO!! I hope I'm not too late, I'd love a copy of your book.

Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookies


I say this because, uhm, they are the bomb diggity.

*crosses fingers*

Paul said...

Try again. Those cookies are good. But try again.

rae said...

Damn!

Puns in Newspaper Headlines


is there a limit to how many we can guess? I feel badly guessing more than once.

Paul said...

Nope. Try again. I'm gonna declare you winner on your next guess, regardless. Just to end the pain!

rae said...

You know, I'm not ashamed to win out of pity. Would it be totally un-pc of me to guess "bike helmets".

Paul said...

You are incorrect but determined and I will gladly reward that! You win the book. Email me your address and I'll send it right out.

Mine were:

Intercourse, PA
nougat
parachute pants
me
Erik Estrada

rae said...

awesome! It's good know some people still appreciate determination.

BTW, that's a cool blog - I'm glad to have found out about it.

I will email you my addy. =)