I never make New Year's Resolutions but for those of you that do, what are they for the coming year?
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I never make resolutions either, but, for 2006, one is definitely needed: CHILL. That's the plan. Hope your new year is as chill as you want it, and that you have as many Muppet Jedi dreams as you want.
I firmly resolve to stop reading my friends' blogs, and never again to waste my wisdom by commenting on them. My contributions always go UNAPPRECIATED, like EVERY THING ELSE I DO.
Oh, and by the way, I don't know what that little semi-shiksa Laurel wrote that she had to delete, but you can be DAMN SURE I'll stand by EVERY WORD I WRITE!!! Step into my office for a moment because YOU'RE F@&!ING FIRED!
Okay, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. You know I don't mean to hurt you. I love you. I love your blog. It'll never happen again. I've never done anything like that. It's just that I'm so passionate. I will never be cruel to you again.
Okay, I'm sorry. I totally did not mean that. I just carried away. Okay, so everything's fine. Everything's fine. Tomorrow I'll find a nice link for your blog and I'll post it. Alright? Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy.
Paul Guest is the author of four volumes of poetry and a memoir. His debut, The Resurrection of the Body and the Ruin of the World, was awarded the 2002 New Issues Poetry Prize. His second collection, Notes for My Body Double, was awarded the 2006 Prairie Schooner Book Prize. His third collection, My Index of Slightly Horrifying Knowledge, was published by Ecco Press/HarperCollins in 2008. His fourth collection, Because Everything Is Terrible, was published by Diode Editions. His poems have appeared in Harper's, The Paris Review, Poetry, Tin House, The Kenyon Review, and elsewhere. His memoir, One More Theory About Happiness, was published by Ecco in May 2010 and selected for the Barnes & Noble Discover Great New Writers Program. The recipient of a 2011 Guggenheim Fellowship and a 2007 Whiting Writers' Award, Guest lives in Charlottesville, Virginia.
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I never make resolutions either, but, for 2006, one is definitely needed: CHILL. That's the plan. Hope your new year is as chill as you want it, and that you have as many Muppet Jedi dreams as you want.
Chad
Zero Muppet Jedi Dreams in '06!
This year I resolve to learn to trust a little bit more . . . to trust in others, and to trust myself.
I resolve to actually go to graduate school this year and not simply spend money on applications to no apparent end.
I'd really like to keep piles of unfolded laundry out of the family room and cook at least three well-planned meals a week for the family.
Nothing I couldn't do with a little effort.
For 2006, I resolve to sit at my writing desk every day and contemplate all the ways it's like a raven.
Happy New Year, Paul.
P.S. Word Verification: Gottmlkk
Happy new year, Paul.
I firmly resolve to stop reading my friends' blogs, and never again to waste my wisdom by commenting on them. My contributions always go UNAPPRECIATED, like EVERY THING ELSE I DO.
Oh, and by the way, I don't know what that little semi-shiksa Laurel wrote that she had to delete, but you can be DAMN SURE I'll stand by EVERY WORD I WRITE!!! Step into my office for a moment because YOU'RE F@&!ING FIRED!
Okay, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. You know I don't mean to hurt you. I love you. I love your blog. It'll never happen again. I've never done anything like that. It's just that I'm so passionate. I will never be cruel to you again.
But on the other hand, Jesus Christ, it's not like I'm the only one here who's wrong! It's a f@%&ing two way street!
Fine, I'm the bad guy! Look at the asshole, everybody! Look at the big mean monster!
Screw this. I am so done here. I'm finished. Fk 2006, and fk you!
Okay, I'm sorry. I totally did not mean that. I just carried away. Okay, so everything's fine. Everything's fine. Tomorrow I'll find a nice link for your blog and I'll post it. Alright? Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy. Everyone will be happy.
*gurgle*
I'd get a restraining order against that bp...i think he's stalking your blog.
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