Today

I will mention no names to protect the innocent. You already know I was the guilty party.

X: "I hesitated yelling at you."

Me: "Why?"

X: "Well, you know, strange woman screaming out your name."

Me: "Sadly, not as often as I'd like."

X: {laughter}

Me: "That was a terrible thing to say. I hardly know you. I'm sorry!"